Sit_Rep 27/05/13
20:46:30
GMT
I
had been to the city today earlier than usual and I had been to
chalai market in the afternoon to purchase a new brush for cleaning
the water closet; I am preparing for a stint in
an indian jail as a convicted criminal.
I
have heard that they make you clean a toilet in us jails. So
invariably the practice must have been introduced over here as well –
of course that is over and above the normal privileges of indian
jails.
When
I came back after just 15 minutes to my vehicle parked at the entry
to the market, I found that the keys of the bike, the battery key as
well as the ignition on a long metal chain, had gone missing. I went
back and looked up at the two shops I had visited in the mean time
and also scanned the few ( about fifty) meters I had covered on foot
from where I had parked the vehicle to the shops. No; the keys had
just disappeared – not into thin air but some where else.
I
did not have any other better alternative than take a public
transport bus to my home, pick up the duplicate keys and take another
bus back to the city. That way one more day of an old man's life was
made to go waste just like that – thank you gestapi ! Gestapi
= indian edition of the gestapo
The
key chain has on it the key of the godrej lock that I use to lock the
handle bar and that mean the gentleman who has been alloted the bike
can drive it off immediately on my being taken to the jail. There is
another thing that I am more worried about – if I happen to be free
to move around the next time I park the bike some where and move away
the whole thing can disappear – again not into thin air but some
place where the air is real thick.
The
battery key does not matter; but the others I will have to change.
The simplest godrej lock comes to > 300 INR. Engine key will come
to around 250 INR. What a waste !
And
it looks there is going to be a series of petty thieving in the next
few weeks - it is part of duty of producing evidence for dementia.
After months of veiled threats of manhandling
in the police lock up did not produce any results, the things have
again come back to dementia .
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* *
As
far as everybody else is concerned every thing about me has been
finalised – ehhooo, ehhu ehhu.
The
problem is who is going to bell the cat - pinching things and that
way making a fast buck is one thing but belling the cat is an
entirely different kettle of fish.
The
problem is that every body wants the other person to do it.
Lot
was expected of the recent recruit, a “relative” a highly
intelligent smart young man. But I am afraid things did not progress
as far as was expected - belling the cat is not a cake walk.
are
yaaaarh... I am a debilitated old man; what can I do ? go ahead
boldly and "valanju pitikku" .
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The
situation is getting desperate for the gestapi as the days pass by –
great people, time and again, are being exposed and made to look the
bloody fools that they really are; that is not in the interests of
the security of the nation ( “intelligence report” ).
The
fact is that people have taken liberties with me on the assurances
by the gestapi that all will be well. Now they are afraid all will
not be well and all will end up in the well.
WHISPER
“he should not be allowed to plead. I want to file an affidavit”
that is after more than six months and that will be the third one !
The
bank atm is playing truant when I am trying to use my debit card - it
is my money not a loan or anything but still! “We are going to
pick him up and you can do whatever you want.”
The
telephone line has been cut off for another month on the pretext of
the road work. The underground cable was damaged by the earth mover.
But even after the road work has finished the telephone company is
procrastinating – they would want to delay the re-laying of the UG
cable till the bad man is taken away.
The
locals are all suffering -
“oru
alavalathi undennu vicharichu mattullavark jeevikkande ?
Yes,
jeevikkanam.
And
you can help
and
I can give you a tip - it need not necessarily be a relative; even a
“friend” will do. And anybody can be a friend and you also can.
So
volunteer yourself. let the pimp and paramours pamper you – travel
by air ( business class ) to and fro; stay and dine in star hotels;
get massaged by trained professionals (both homeo and hetero pathy)
that is medical tourism and is very safe - you can get all your holes
probed as well.
you
will be given every thing you ask for,
and
at the same time,
you
can also be the saviour of the suffering humanity.related
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