Friday, May 25, 2012

amaarBaadi20120524jyo




04:24:04 AM gmt 05/25/12
ye ta amaar baadi



        this is where i am going to live, that is till such time as the "dream house" is completed.


        No more additions to the shack - it has got all the basic essentials and that nomadic look is gone, thanks to the latest addition, the abode of petite lily (and may be the fatso,if the girl doesn't mind!)




new car shed; conceived and designed by O. jyothi ( O for okkan ) and executed by SS industries karikkakam nedumangad.
see ya

Friday, May 11, 2012

sainikWelfare20120511


namoona
    some time ( a couple of weeks ) back I had been to a csd canteen in thiruvananthapuram.
     the soldier at the gate who checked my identity was extremely nice to me, "busrug". he produced a shopping basket from no where, in fact he managed to repair a damaged one and made it usable, and gave it to me - others were running round in circles for there was a big crowd and all the baskets were in use.
     I had chosen just four articles ( some tea 2 x 250gms, some soft drink concentrate kissan squash x 2, a bottle of shampoo, ponds talc) for purchase and I stood at a special counter which I am allowed access to as per rules to get the articles billed and make payment.
     immediately I joined the Queue the civilian commander of the canteen, who was standing by, said they were closing that particular counter for lunch.
      the woman at the head of the queue asked him when they were going to come back.
      the commander said they cannot say anything about it – “you go and join the other Q”.
     she decided to wait till they came back after lunch and started spreading out her purchases on the table,  while I left the things i had picked up to purchase there itself and walked out empty handed. 
          with my profound knowledge of the way in which things function in this sort of situations, I could have assured you one thing - after “going for lunch” nobody will come back and the counter is not going to be manned - that is till I leave the place. 
          so by  staying back and waiting, I would have been jeopardizing the chances of the other eligible people as well.  i  am a veteran of this sort of experiences and when i decided to quit i knew what i was doing.

the perspective
        as I entered the csd canteen that day, I had noticed at least two plain clothes thugs inside the store. 
      and in fact one of them got away immediately he thought I was going to give him an interesting time. no chance, not at all;  I do every thing to avoid a scuffle in some one else's territory and there is no question of my initiating it on my own.
     when I came in, that was while I was picking up the things to be purchased from the racks and the plain clothes goons were around, the civilian commander was inside the canteen, where the goods are kept. He must have positioned himself at the counter later on
      I know for certain that the civilian commander was not at this counter initially for as I was picking up my things inside, he was making some loud comments to his staff about the heat. yes, he was sweating profusely; but the sweating could also be in anticipation of the task ahead which he has been entrusted with.
     and in deed, before giving it up and leaving I had been to the canteen officer. He gave the matter some serious thought, scratching his forehead with his left hand, and then gave the decision - I can go to one of the other counters.
      my rough estimate is that the average number of items purchased per person on such days, that is when things are available, will come to around 20 to 30 and with the large crowd present that means to get my four items cleared I would have been made to wait for ages.
thank you very much officer; but NO, thanks!
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

minutes0730gmt20120509


minutes

07:29:43 AM gmt 05/09/12



right at this moment 07:30:10 AM gmt 05/09/12 there is a porn movie from youTube playing on my computer – yes; I am connected to the net and there has been no disruption since I got linked to the movie of a black girl giving a blow job to a man (who is not visible).

now, look up the usage data on my connection just prior to it and you will find n number of very frequent disruptions - I was trying to access my banker online and trying to gather some information. but the adsl was getting cut off time and again.

but for the last seventeen minutes, that is since i started the porn movie, there has been no disruption at all. the very same adsl that was getting cut off is working fine right now. how come ? could be the adsl has got a dirty mind of its own!

so the problem is not with the physical connection - the line is intact. the connection is being disrupted time and again by the indian pimp service and/or their subcontractors.
QED
thank you very much.

07:36:04 AM- the movie is on still. it was playing in the back ground all the time I was typing this in . 

what a fantastic set up! it is a small movie just four minutes duration but has been dragging on by fits and jerks on the 2mbper second adsl connection of the bsnl thiruvananthapuram and has not yet finished. the foreplay is over and they are on to some real business right now.

Monday, May 7, 2012

jyothi'sBROAD201204_NOTinTheMOOD


this movie is in the context of the latest of the happenings on my internet connection from thiruvananthapuram telecom.


now a days what happens is that very frequently and typically at critical moments of my browsing the internet, ( it happened just now as i was publishing this page but this time as the adsl light got lit up again the dialer asked to redial - that is the latest modification in the pimping business) the adsl led goes off. my system is blissfully unaware of the fact ( the dialer does not kick in and ask for me to redial. it is not that ait cannot do so and does it when the lan is cut off.)

the system pretends that it is still connected to the net though the only physical connection between my computer and the isp's server has been cut off. (COULD BE THE POOR THING IS STILL CONNECTED wireless lan, blue tooth vagairah vagairah TO THE PIMP'S PROXY SERVER, the stinking black hole that gave birth to the pimp )

for obvious reasons there is no further progress in the browsing and the message comes that the page is currently not available.

later on ( that is ONCE THE PIMP HAS FINISHED WITH WHATEVER THE PIMPS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THE SALARY THEY ARE GETTING on my site ) the led of adsl starts flickering again and gets switched on and from then on i can continue browsing as if nothing ever happened.

i am showing here only the gist of it because of my financial limitations - my digital camera can take only three minute movies. and  i cannot afford to keep a movie camera switched on waiting for the moment when the pimp is pulling out the adsl connection and record the procedings

but the essentials are here for any knowledgeable person to see.
SAMAJHNE VALE SAMAJH GAYE HEI;
NA SAMJHE, VO ANADI HAI. 
voh anadi hee  nahim, phudhu bhi  hai . . . .
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this time the net connection has been cut off
and properly cut off
- it must be the subcontractors this time, THE BROTHERHOOD 
and i have to redial and see what is happening.
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i got in and published and after that was fiddling with the pages
and the adsl went off stayed unlit for some time  and lit up.
i tried going to a fresh page from the blogger page 
and it opened up perfectly well.
immediately i noted the time and it was 
GMT 09:49:02 AM of 20120507 as per my system.
try  find out what exactly happened at the ISP's server
just prior to GMT 09:49:02 AM