Wednesday, July 28, 2010

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OUT OF ORDER
FULLY
ERNAKULAM TELECOM
NIB
20100727

i was being prevented from accessing the net. what you see in the movie above is the exact depiction of what happened on my trying to contact the nib of ernakulam telecom on 27 july 2010. every one of the telephones of the telecom went OUT OF ORDER!



20100728

updated 20100729

this is being done in a real hurry. it is 1035 gmt and some time back i tried to log on to my computer. on booting it came up with a new hardware found notice and as expected my LAN card has disappeared. i tried reinstalling but the plug and play device is not being recognized by xp any more and its own drivers are not being accepted. so i tried a trick - added another lan card of identical make and inserted in the another pci slot and started off and leave alone the plug and play part the driver is not being allowed to install manually either. it is very unlikely that both the card are damaged or both the pci slots of my puter are mal functioning.

so rather than fiddle with it anymore i installed the usb part of the modem and luckily it worked and i am on the net -

gotcha, gestapi !

i am told that the usb part is slower than the lan connection but i dont have much of a choice there.

by the way i have been making calls to my reliance modem from my land line and giving the gestapi a piece of my mind -

STEP SON,

guzze me hei bette?

but that is going to cost money for i am afraid reliance charges for incoming calls as well when you are using this device - the call charges are real high. even then it is worth it. my caller id started flickering immediately and all data was wiped out and the machine was reset to default values with the year 2004 !


usually i prepare what is to be put on the net offline and almost never type it into the blog direct but this time i am doing it for i have to go out and collect my motorbike from the mechanic. now what i did today in making this sitrep is go to my previous sitrep copy it and then start a new page and paste and then type in the stuff. that way the formatting part is made easier. so you might find the old links and all from the previous sitrep repeated over here - please bear with me.

i have spent 2000 INR on repairs of my bike during the last two months and it has been of no use. now i am trying another mechanic and the bill has come to approx 1000. i hope it works and my impression is that the young man knows his job.


i got the electrical part of the bike looked into last week and it is ok now. earlier i got a relay fixed for the head lights of little lily- my headlights now can reach the other side of the hill. by the way, if you have got any electrical work on your automobiles, i strongly recommend you go to azad road opp mathrubhoomi and ask for mr. james.


i have made a movie of what happened on 27 when i dialed the numbers of the nib for help concerning my broad and i have edited it and will put it on the net soon - be on the look out for the first movie of the aluva chapter ( well it is already there click on the link ahead ) ekmtelecom


now i have to rush; go to njaraloore and collect the bike.

see ya soon

20100728



From jyothi valayil

"NIC" MINI PORT ON MY PUTER

cannot be removed for it might be required to boot up the puter!

please go to the album by clicking on the link at the right bottom of the pic and read the captions of this pic as well as the next two for details of the story.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

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20100721

I had a telephone installed at my new residence at the end of last month and I even got the broad on within no time. But some how or other things are not working out. The telephone line has been cut off since last saturday that is 17th of july 2010 and the connection is not going to be restored till NEXT WEEK.

what I am told is that the telphone exchange in this area is being shifted and most of the telephones have been restored to full service after the initial “shifting pains”. Now there are just sixty lines only that are effected and as usual mine is one of them. The work is to be done manually – the reconnecting of the cut cables. ( Then cant you put more men on the job ? If one man can do it in ten days, ten men can do it one day! And even then you can connect jyothi's line last of all. It is very much possible but some one has to take an interest in things ! Who is bothered ?)

Even earlier there were sudden abrupt disruption of the line going dead for long durations ( at those times it used to recover after a few hours ) and the excuse was that it is the “shifting pains” that I am experiencing.

After finding things so unreliable I in the hope of communicating with the outside world some how or other from this remote locale had purchased a high speed wireless internet connection from reliance netconnect; it proved to be a timely move and a real boon. They have voice and sms facility on this usb modem and the internet connection is definitely better than any dial up service.

So when my telephone got disrupted I started making calls from the modem – only snag here is that one can make phone calls only when the computer is on. And that way my little jyopda, a netbook one of the earliest versions, came in very handy.

But where is the point lf the fellow is still remaining connected even when the telephone line is disrupted? The jyoPda was compromised within no time and when I was to have received a few very important calls I was left without any telephone, neither landline or the modem one !

By next morning I had set up my win xp desk top which I had not assembled after my shifting to this place ( I had the win 98 system which I can set up from scratch in a jiffy and I was using it to access the net immediately on getting the broad on, that is before the line went dead - “ shifting”. ) and normalcy was restored – I started making calls from the desk top and had a skeletal internet service like sending mail and all. One of the biggest success was sending a representation to the SIC and getting a response from them postponing a hearing by e-mail – great!


Well; coming back to what happened to jyopda. The current problem was that once I start the netbook it will boot up and after the os starts it will suddenly get switched off . I could not get the system going even after I tried all the tricks in my armoury . ( All sorts of things happen on my computer systems and I had many a time got around the problems on my own. Like for example one of the happenings was that the system will suddenly shut down and reboot on its own and then will get stuck - the hdd with the operating system would have disappeared. What I later on used to do in such eventuality was remove the power cable, and many a time disconnect the hdds and even cd drives and remove the button cell of the motherboard and insert it with the poles reversed that way the short circuting the terminals and leave it for half an hour or so like that and then when I boot up again the hdd would have reappeared. I feel that a similar trick on the jyopda could have recovered all the more so as the problem with the jyopda also proved to be a transient phenomenon. The service people told me the next day that the machine was no more showing the problem. luckily I had shown it to one of their staff before I had handed it over to them for otherwise it would have been taken as another evidence of my insanity by the “intelligentsia”.

I could not have tried my tricks on the jyopda for I had never opened a laptop of any sort before and even the staff said ( in another context ) that this sort of short circuiting the mainboard battery is not an easy thing in the case of main board of the laptops.

Well I got the thing serviced and the service charges came to five hundred INR only.

The key pad had some problems which was not in itself serious for the time being but in case I had to change it in the near future I would have to pay service charges again for changing the kb. So I decided to get the keyboard changed and a new key pad costs 1800 INR and so I dolled out a total of 2300 INR and the price of a similar machine now a days is around 11000 or so.

Interestingly a new hardware has been added to the machine. The boot choice, boot from network, showed some device which was not there before. I pointed it out to the service people and on my insistence they checked up a similar machine with one of their customers and what I said was true – this particular hardware was not being shown on an identical machine!

The young man some how or other made the thing disappear ( “dont ask me how I did it “ that is what he told me ). But it is a physical thing and it is very much there on jyoPda, a present from you know who!


My samtron 40Bn monitor which has been with me since the late nineties and never gave me a problem ( unlike the philips 107 E which I purchased some time in the mid noughties and had konked off time and again ) for once refused to get switched on a couple of weeks back. The problem most likely is some flimsy electrical thing. It is not possible to get a technician over here to look it up and so I have taken it and delivered it to their place. The fellow says he will get it ready by monday that is again NEXT WEEK.


My enfield motorbike's clutch needs looking up and I had taken it to a mechanic near the locality where I am staying – the fellow is good at his job. He said he will look it up but can do that only after monday , that is NEXT WEEK.

By the way I had gone today to the city by bus to collect the jyopda after repair. And over and above the members of the pimp service stationed near the service people's office I had a pimp traveling in the bus in the front seat in front of the women's seat with the conductors ( there are more than one in the private buses in this locality) of the bus paying obeisance to the member of the indian "intelligentsia".

mr. Pimp, Nothing is going to happen NEXT WEEK or any other week for that matter.

The routine will continue – the despicable wretches trailing with their tails between the legs and never daring to come out into the open and face me and carry on the smear campaign on the sly.

I have to get them out into the open; I am on the job.



viceman

20100721

Now I am going to make an effort to upload this to my blog sitrep – let us see how smart the reliance netconnect high speed 1x is - For the moment I am impressed – I could send mail with about one mb attachment coolly.

SUCCESS

reliance netconnect is working fine.


now for a breather watch this movie

cord blood collection



Wednesday, July 14, 2010

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VALAYIL



From jyothi valayil

e ta amar noi

from the latest picasa album
jyothi valayil
created 20100714


what you see above is the house i am putting up in since may 21, 2010. The monthly rent is just four thousand indian rupees - ONLY!

please click on the link just below the right hand corner of the picture to see the other pictures in the same series. AND please read the captions to get a detailed account of what is going on.

thank you.

viceman
20100714



Saturday, July 10, 2010

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SITREP

20100710

last updated 20100714

hapenings : today's

1126 am IST: logs on to blogger after accessing the net from my home adsl by BSNL.

1127: the power supply fails- the puter switches on to batteries, but did not konk off immediately as expected - by the way this is my good old win 98. i am trying to save whatever i am typing in every couple of minutes so that what i type in is not lost when the machine konks off.

1130 : BSoD: blue screen of death (i never said bhosadi ) appears. i ignore it and click escape and continues.

mains power restored after about ten minutes and i bash on regardless.

20100709

hapenings : yesterday's

20100709: - i came to know from the nib that my adsl connection has been configured (that was done way back on 20100706!) and all that is to be done was for the local exchange to give the finishing touches.

i telephoned the set up here but no one was attending. so i made a trip to their office and they graciously gave me the password and user name - lucky me!

cooked my rather heavy one meal and had it

and past midnight i got on to the net for the first time from my present home telephone, from this very machine i am using right now - the other with win xp is in shambles but this thing can be got ready in a jiffy with some innovative techniques that i have concocted - the trick is to back up the operating system with all the software loaded and even the net connection made from a minimal win xp on another partition and whenever you require it to reinstall it on the cdrive say from d drive. i have a copy of such a thing done in 2007 and it takes just seven minutes to get the whole thing configured. how about that? i am versan with win 98 back up but not so familiar with the xp back up and even if i succeed in backing it up there could be a problem with the authentication and it might not work.

Coming back to what happened, i got connected in a jiffy and i tried google reader first - it is a long time since i read any sensible periodical. clicked down load on a number of bbc podcasts and as the download was going on i started with time magazine.

looked up something about sarrah - i am a big admirer of the barracuda - and then turned to the time interview of friend paul the psychic ( birds of the same feather . . . . ) octopus and i was planning to watch the video on him when i realised that the net connection has been cut off.

i tried dialing again and the response was that the computer i was dialing was not responding. the adsl light was on and it was not a line problem.

Well, the actual reason i found out was that the lan card had disappeared ! the system properties gave no indication whatsoever that such a thing ever existed on this puter. but i could see the card (hallucination! - insanity) in the very slot where it was when i logged on to the net!

there was not much point shifting it to another pci slot and trying and all - that is what past experience had taught me. so i tried a trick. this BSNL adsl modem allows one to access the net through the usb as well. so i installed the usb part of the modem . gotcha! i got connected.

it did not last long. very soon every thing on the screen got pasted and neither the mouse nor the kb will do any work.

Way out : - switch off the power supply and reboot and again connect.

and after i did that over and above the adsl part the lan card is also there in the hardware profile - there is not much point fiddling with it ?

i had an appointment for the morning at 1000 hrs and what with a full tummy and the two small bagpipers, i was feeling sleepy and had perforce to hit the bed by about 0300am - that is why i mostly keep my puter in GMT for the hours when given in gmt are rather sane ones for example 0300 ist becomes 2130 GMT a sober hour to go to bed . you are still on the previous day till then and the new day dawns after you had your full quota of eight hours of bliss!

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epilogue

why should any body do it ?
how can such things happen at all ? !

well, the “intelligentsia” who knows every thing about everything as always have a ready explanation;

nothing of what i mentioned ever happened in the real world.

it is jyothi's diseased mind that is causing all this confusion.

they, "doctors" call it delusions of a diseased mind;

jyothi should get treated

. but he will not listen to any body.

"policekaran” paranjal anusarikkande !

P.S. "policekaran" as is used above is
an old mct slang.

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